#foreshadowing is a dramatic device in which an important plot point is mentioned earlier in the story to return later in a significant way #hahahhahaha #i hate this show

When a cute guy laughs at my joke

yourewelcomeforbeingmyfriend:

+ 61

And then you realize that Forrest knows about his condition all along and your heart breaks a little.

forgetyeahcomics:

Romeo and Juliet is not a love story it’s a cautionary tale about how everything would be better if you would just chill the fuck out

+ 122844

on-my-toes-for-you:

This is my favorite! 

diagondaley:

buttgenie:

i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens

#especially those sarcastic witty teachers who have amazing comebacks but everyone is fucking moronic and not intelligent enough to understand the beauty of what theyre saying and i get so upset

+ 180814

the-sputnik-complex:

thegoblet-of-fire:

RIGHT IN THE CHILDHOOD

I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT. 

aroihkin:

freyjas:

the-vashta-nerada:

• i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
• and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
• AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? 
• WELL FUCK YOU 
• MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST 
• HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT

what if we have tho

what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids

what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa

+ 251823

itskinzibitch:

grizzzlybearcub:

Getting the least important friend to take the group photo 

being the least important friend that takes the photo

+ 56098

pigsonmars:

I’ve decided on the 21st I am going to ironically use the phrase ‘don’t worry, it’s not the end of the world’ as many times as possible

+ 79117

jordantypefont:

This is so clever.  Or maybe it’s just the English major in me that gets it.

accio-the-tardis:

#that’s my life motto

Fill balloons with water and add food coloring, once frozen cut the balloons off and they look like giant marbles.